Confessions of an Allergenic
I stood there for a minute just looking at it in the eye. This particular dandelion stood there so confident about its strategic attack, that not even the wind influenced its movement. I could not understand how it thought it could win. It was me, a rather average human, verse this petite little dandelion, yet it still stood there. I started to make an advance. I started moving closer, and closer. Eyes were slightly watering, and my nose began to run. The scene went silent, a very peculiar happening seeing as how I was outside. I now felt confident remembering taking allergy medicine. I was inches away. I inched my foot over this dandelion. The shadow of my foot made the dandelion start to sweat but surprisingly the sweat disappeared and it looked confident again. I couldnt understand this, at the time. Then I saw them. Behind this small dandelion was an entire alliance of dandelions. The were recruiting from all sides. They all began to advance on me. I began to sneeze as they expelled their seeds into the air. I was a done for. I began to retreat but was stopped short by another group of revolting dandelions. I stood there thinking about my next move. Then I saw it. A small gap in the circle of plants. I ran for it. I made it to the house and covered my face with tissues. And that is how I escaped the ragweed army.
